blastortoise-chan:

Remember in wolf on wallstreet when that woman was like “fuxk me like it’s the last time you ever will”. And the he did while she looked bored and after he came she was like “that’s the last time you get this”

That’s my aesthetic.

browngurl:

Anais Model Slayer

(via blastortoise-chan)

k1mkardashian:

adultinsect:

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berlin1991:

gloomyteens:

i watch this every day

this is surreal

why did she leave omfg

k1mkardashian
literally this is you

i’m crying

kingisabella

(via blastortoise-chan)

let-them-eat-vag:

ashoutintothevoid:

Emma Sulkowicz is on the cover of this month’s New York Magazine and that is the coolest thing wow

DUUUUDE this is a huge fucking deal honestly

(via reverseracist)

  • Me: Where are the owls? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
  • Hooters Waitress: Please sir, you're causing a fuss and disturbing the other customers-
  • Me: *banging my hands rhythmically on the table* WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?

miracleyangwenli:

siopold:

the funny thing about dril posts is that they actually do have a structure to them– they hit a kind of conceptual caesura halfway through, a point where there’s no inevitable logical connection between what’s been said and what’s still to come. here, the first sentence didn’t need to result in the second, yet it’s not “lol random” either; the speaker is angry about his boss’ draconian ferret-kissing policy, and reacts in kind, and even the reference to a “screen saver” reminds us that we’re in an office. it’s a narrative progression that, despite having an internal logic, alienates its punchline from its setup. who the hell is this person?

one thing i love about @dril posts is how they all seem to take place in a universe that is somewhat like our own, but with the habitus of white middle america taken to a bizarre, absurd, but strangely logical conclusion. take this one, for instance: 

so we have our setting: a security guard protecting the american flag in the betsy ross museum, something almost archetypically american and middle class. but once again the first part, or setup, for the punchline, “fucking the flag,” careens the joke into an alien punchline that still, given the setting, makes sense. @dril’s security guard character imitates a sort-of cop-talk, the banter of a security guard, “buddy, they wont even let me fuck it”. you can imagine a similar response from a guard at any museum, but we’re talking about Fucking the American Flag, here. 

i really love @dril. 

(via alt-j)

overblood:

long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

(Source: flapwagon, via alt-j)

Emma Watson delivers a powerful speech for UN Women

she is so perfect im crying…….she has been my role model (both as herself as an actress and her portrayal of hermione) since i was five years old… she was the first girl i looked up to and now she’s even more amazing 13 years later jesus christ i love her so much

assidity:

i somehow landed on the “Woman” wikipedia page, only to find out that laverne cox is the FIRST person in the collage and i cannot tell you how happy this makes me!!!!!!!!

(via kingisabella)

politicalsexkitten:

ethiopienne:

on today’s episode of me having feelings, a series of tweets about “anti-rape nail polish.”

Please read the article link above, cause it’s pretty spot-on with everything.

floozys:

it’s so weird that men can make endless misogynistic comments and not have to reassure people that they don’t hate women but when women, especially those in the spotlight, talk about things concerning women they feel an overwhelming need to constantly reassure the world that they don’t hate men, that they love men. 

and by weird i mean a cultural norm to demean women and overvalue men. 

(via aphroditea)

ewatsondaily:

"I decided that I was a feminist. This seemed uncomplicated to me. But my recent research has shown me that feminism has become an unpopular word. Women are choosing not to identify as feminists. Apparently, [women’s expression is] seen as too strong, too aggressive, anti-men, unattractive."

(via yayfeminism)

s1ug:

is this toro y moi?

(Source: awwww-cute, via codeinewarrior)